A soft, wearable piece of playful occult humor—this crewneck blends cozy everyday comfort with a cheeky, vintage-inspired design. The off-center graphic shows a hand-eyed triangle and animated hands with the line "If you look at me, take a sly!" in muted blues and charcoal tones. It arrives as a roomy, classic-fit sweatshirt that layers easily over tees or tees under jackets. The fabric has a medium-heavy weight and a smooth inside, so it feels warm without being bulky. Subtle details like stretch-retaining ribbing at the collar and reinforced double-needle stitching mean it will hold its shape and keep its edges neat after many wears. Whether you wear it for slow mornings, late-night chats with friends, or low-key outings, this sweatshirt brings a slightly mischievous, artful vibe to everyday life.
Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–polyester blend (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting shape - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste - Embroidered or printed design options with DTF inner neck labels and DTG printing for crisp artwork - OEKO‑TEX certified dyes, ethically sourced US cotton, and safety compliance information
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Width, in
20.00
22.01
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
